Jokes built for a very specific audience.
If you laughed before you saw the translation, you're who we made this for. If you didn't — that's fine too, you'll just have to trust us it's funny.
The joke comes first. Every design starts as a bit someone's lab group would text each other. If the joke isn't real, it doesn't get made.
We check our work. Puns get run past someone in the field before they're used, so the science is actually right.
Small on purpose. Not trying to be a big store. Just trying to be the sticker on a water bottle that one person recognizes.
Octopuses have three hearts — and two of them stop beating the moment it swims, which is probably why they'd rather walk.
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n = 6Null hypothesis: I'm fine
In statistics you start by assuming nothing's going on — that's the null hypothesis. You only reject it once the data clears a threshold (p < 0.05). This one's…
Currently in G0
G0 is the resting phase of the cell cycle — the cell isn't growing, isn't dividing, just sitting there. Borrowing cell-cycle vocabulary to announce you're takin…
Ask me about my Michaelis constant
Km (the Michaelis constant) is the substrate concentration where an enzyme runs at half its top speed. It's enzyme kinetics doing double duty as a pickup line.
N=1 but trust me
N is your sample size. N=1 means the entire dataset is one (1) person's experience — statistically it proves nothing. Anecdotally, it's iron-clad.
Gram-negative and I know it
Gram staining sorts bacteria into two camps based on their cell wall. This one's a Gram-stain riff on a certain 2011 party anthem, for the negative-staining cro…
My love language is beta oxidation
Beta oxidation is how your body breaks fatty acids down into usable energy, two carbons at a time. Weirdly romantic once you're the one being broken down for so…